ISPF Official Theme Song:

Here's a piggie
There's a piggie
And another little piggie
Pinkie piggie
Purple piggie
Piggie, piggie, sloth

Farting piggie
Stinky piggie
Rolling in the muddy piggie
Everybody loves a piggie
Piggie, piggie, sloth

I was once a moo cow
I lived in a barn
But I never saw the way
The horse would knit the yarn
When I was my young calf self
I witnessed piggie slaughter
Now's there's leaves for my son
And carrots for my daughter

Oinking piggie
Squealing piggie
Butcher chasing obese piggie
Sadly people eat the piggies
Piggie, piggie... pork!